Three word story...

that we all

remember that one

pea is never

purple and spotty.

Hello said Mrs

bon soir sweets

for my sweets

you need to

kiss my feet

and touch my

nose. So I

need a tissue

to clear up

all your mess

that you have

dripped on me

needs to be

cleaned up now

Whilst placing my hand on your ass, I suddenly started to sing 'put your back into it', thinking about how much I want you to kiss me all over my half-toned body and inbetween my two boobs, but only when you tell me to do the sexy Zoe dance.

Get on the floor and do the Zoe dance, which I do rather well until I fall over and feel really stupid because I embarrassed myself in the middle of my awesome dancefloor antics and my skirt went over my head and you saw my red undies as well as what I had underneathe. You pervert!

So then I kissed you gently as you joine me in (THE Caira) shower with your clothes on the floor of the shower and you were very excited to see me naked and getting you all soapy and scrubbing you back, making my way down your hot, wet, soapy body.

I then kick you in the toe for being too slow when I want you to get down and boogie with me when I do the cha-cha.

Instead you want to take a ride on the merry go round, but then you change your mind and go swinging on the swing but fall off and hit your shoulder for laughing with the cows (WTF??????). And the dogs all barked at, (ME Laura) as we pushed past the pigs through the mud, over the bridge into the pit fall of balls as well as screaming children that keep spitting and swallowing tiny objects, forcing me to laugh at them and tickle them on the head before they vomit all over you and down my nice, new trousers.

Oh how I loved thouse trousers and am sad becuase your stupid crappy mess of vomit has everything in it and smells like my granny's chair. So thanks alot! I wipe myself with your top so as you feel my pain as I hit your hand playfully and squeeze your bum quite firmly becuase I want to make you do that thing you do when you get down low. Then I go up high to make sure you don't cry or smack me in the eye with a big shitty ming stick and I cry myself to sleep becuase at night I need you.

This story has come real far and it's time that we all remember that ne pea is never purple and spotty.

Hello said Mrs bon soir sweets fro my sweets, you need to kiss my feet and touch my nose. So I need a tissue to clear up all your mess that you have dripped on me needs to be cleaned up now before I go.

That is awesome!!

To Newcastle with

my Sepcial K

yay yay yay

bring it on

And bring on

the fit girls