Jardel86 stand up and be counted

Right, lets get down to business - Jardel86, this is a welcome thread for you, not everyone has had one so you should count yourself lucky that we are making you one. I'm not being serious there, it's a pleasure to make you a welcome thread, honest

We would very much like you to say hello and engage in some Zoe chitter chatter with us and very occasionally we go off topic (complete lies, we are always off topic) and would like you to feel free in conversing in non Zoe speak.

Don't worry about the crazys, I am pretty sure they are harmless, although i would get a tetanus shot just in case. And if you are also a crazy, you are in very good company.

So, if you like what you see, and read, pop along to one of the threads and say hi!

This concludes the welcoming, you are on your own now matey.

That was a very welcoming introduction Special K *big round of applause*

See Jardel,there's no need to be afraid.

Did I do good hun?

*gives Emz another kiss*

No Jardel, no need to be afraid

LOL welcome welcome hello.

I am the only sane one.

That is all.

J that is LIES!!!!!

Jardel, who you gonna believe, me or a woman who likes to dress up as Darth Vadar and go on a rowing machine?

See, she is one sandwich short of a picnic.

lmao! I do not do them at the same time!!

So you say, but you are lies and quite frankly don't think we can believe that.

Yeah yeah ok..

Don't think it worked this time Special K



Yeah Mistress J is crazy, she loves

Trust me Tash, it will work.