Getting to know you

I think it would be sadder if you DID remember to say it

So i'm not completely sad then?

Phew, that's a relief.

You have a teeny tiny bit of non sadness, but it won't take much for it to go

Well you wouldn't want me any other way.

You love me just as I am.

I do,you and all your sadness.

and there is apparently loads of sadness to love, so you must love me a great deal.

I can feel it Tash, I can feel your love shining down on me.

I love you loads, you already know this

Yeah i know, but I love hearing it.

Not that I am big headed or anything, as you well know.

I know you love hearing it, that's why I say it.

Don't lie about not being big headed....

I am very modest.

Soooooo anyway...


To be... or not to be?

Hmmm, that is the question.

Depends on what it is you are refering to innit.

If you are meaning gay, definately to be.

What do you want out of life?

Well you know the real answer to that (or you should).... and no it's not you

Erm..... a nice house, good job and amazing friends... I have one outta three there.

Early or late starts?

I heard boots were pretty amazing!

Early starts and early finish.

Do you have a anything from your younger years that you cant let go of, like a security blanket or cuddly toy etc?

Yeah exactly, I have one outta three... boots is awesome.

Erm.. nothing like that, although I do have a ring I'll probably never let go of.

Favourite pet animal that's not household? (eg. snakes, spiders, lizards, fish) bla bla

Sometimes they have great offers!

Monkey! I want a wooly Monkey called Julio.

Family Guy or Simpsons?

They do, I got a free eyetest today becuase I'm staff which I shouldn't have been allowed becuase I wasn't working today, so they are letting me pay tomoz for everything else when I can get discount bless um.

I want a Spider Monkey

Simpsons

favourite jewellerry?

Either the bracelet the Mrs gave me or my Tiffany necklace.

Favourite comedian?

Jeff Dunham

Best movie line?

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now"

Although I love TONESSSSSSSSSS of quotes from "Withnail and I"

Your favourite song lyric?

Falling slowly, eyes that know me,
And I can't go back,
Moods that take me and erase me,
And I'm painted black!
You have suffered enough,
And warred with yourself,
It's time that you won!

Adorable song!

Favourite childhood toy??

A mini kitchen.

Sweet or savoury?

Savoury

Lemons or Limes?

Have a phobia of fruit, but love a slice of lime in Corona

Cheesecake or carrotcake

Well I don't eat milk products anymore...but I did use to like both! I'll go with carrot cake!

White or dark rum?