I'm not new

but I didn't get one of these fancy schmancy threads (I almost said friends, oops) and now I can't think of anything to write... so I shall leave you with a song.

# If you don't know me by now, then you'll never never never know meeeeeee #

I haven't even started drinking yet, what's wrong with me?

Are you bored babe?

I am but I just found out I'm having a takeaway which will go perfect with me vodka so GET IN! You can join me if you so wish

eeeeee go on then. What we having? Or did you just wanna whip me?

Well I'm having chicken burger and chips and Cherry Vodka. It's up to you what you want to have (I have some apple vodka too)

Whipping is an optional extra

Chicken burger, chips and either curry sauce or gravy will suit me fine!

Ooh, can I have some of both the Cherry Vodka and the Apple Vodka please?

I would very much like to be whipped by you.

All sorted. Now get your ass to Newcastle yeah.

Nothing to be ashamed of K. I'd want to be whipped by me too (NOW WHO HAS THE BIG HEAD )

I'll jump on the next train, I have the day off tomorrow so we'll make a night of it yeah! I could do with a Geordie cuddle.

That is a but big headed of you babe, but you're Geordie, you should have a big head, you can do no wrong.

GEORDIE PRIDE

I just need a cuddle in general tbh.

Aww what's wrong babe?

*fucking massive cuddles*

Just feeling a bit lonely today for some reason.

Oh and I'm warning you now, the alcohol has been opened and it's contents are slowly going down

I hope that means that you inhibitions are also going down. Not that I wanna take advantage of you, but I will if I have to.

Well.....

You trying to take advantage of girls again???

I might like that in a girl Tash. :geek:

Only in a lovable and cheeky way.

Not in a smash and grab rape kinda way. I like my girls screaming YES, not NO.

I never said you didn't I was simply asking K if she was....

Ooer Kay! Let me get a couple more drinks down me and we can sort out the little details yeah,

Oh and I haven't forgotten the time you said you will would marry me...so maybe we can also do that.

Oh dear, we'll be like Hannah and Darren. I almost wrote Harren FML.

Why would be like them? We would be like Nat and Kay. I fancy myself some Geordie wife.

Oh look Eli is on the telly.

Oh hello there.

HELLO J. I hear you're small, is this true?

I am quite small yes...about 5ft 1