Knock knock....
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Knock knock....
Hello. My name is Lauren. I have about ten nicknames but will not be sharing them with you. I've been living and breathing 22 whole years would you believe... no i thought not. And i was born a bit backwards... as you have probably gathered by now. I'm a giant and damn proud of it. I work in accounts because i'm just a little bit sad. In my spare time I like to dance around naked in your living room while you sleep... and I have a slight obsession with all things Walt Disney.
PAY ATTENTION. This is all vital information. Maybe....
Here are some things that i like.... if you're interested. If not, then don't read it. Simple as. o.O :
Sundays, Tuesdays, Moosak, gigs, festival time, campfires, quiet time, driving around aimlessly, drugs... nothing too hardcore mind you, fags, having a coffee and a fag in the morning - one of my favourite... pastimes?, Quentin Tarrantino films, Monty Python... John Cleese is a legend, Jack Daniels, Sailor Jerrys, drawing on my hands, drawing things in general, painting, painting on walls - just.. art really, playing piano, attempting to play and sing 'Hey Jude' on the piano whilst a bit mashed, failing miserably, hair dye, bubble wrap, catapults, slapping people (affectionately ofcourse ) black boots, funky hats, leprechauns, circus freaks, dragon flies, dancing like a giraffe on steroids, Sandy Claws, clouds, piercings and tattoos, dressing up, shiny belts, anime, and just animation in general, sloths, giraffes, elephants.... i want to sit on an elephant.... I'm sure you wanted to know that. I also want to fly... or jump for a very long time.
I DON'T like... peas. Or marmite, whilst we're on the subject. I also very strongly dislike Axl Rose and want to beat him round the head with bricks. I don't really like my nose very much but then i don't like yours either. Don't like pubic hair. And i think children belong in cages.
I think thats all you know. I'm really not that interesting.
PAY ATTENTION. This is all vital information. Maybe....
Here are some things that i like.... if you're interested. If not, then don't read it. Simple as. o.O :
Sundays, Tuesdays, Moosak, gigs, festival time, campfires, quiet time, driving around aimlessly, drugs... nothing too hardcore mind you, fags, having a coffee and a fag in the morning - one of my favourite... pastimes?, Quentin Tarrantino films, Monty Python... John Cleese is a legend, Jack Daniels, Sailor Jerrys, drawing on my hands, drawing things in general, painting, painting on walls - just.. art really, playing piano, attempting to play and sing 'Hey Jude' on the piano whilst a bit mashed, failing miserably, hair dye, bubble wrap, catapults, slapping people (affectionately ofcourse ) black boots, funky hats, leprechauns, circus freaks, dragon flies, dancing like a giraffe on steroids, Sandy Claws, clouds, piercings and tattoos, dressing up, shiny belts, anime, and just animation in general, sloths, giraffes, elephants.... i want to sit on an elephant.... I'm sure you wanted to know that. I also want to fly... or jump for a very long time.
I DON'T like... peas. Or marmite, whilst we're on the subject. I also very strongly dislike Axl Rose and want to beat him round the head with bricks. I don't really like my nose very much but then i don't like yours either. Don't like pubic hair. And i think children belong in cages.
I think thats all you know. I'm really not that interesting.
Lauren- As cool as Zoe!!
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Re: Knock knock....
I LOVE marmite.
Kay- As cool as Zoe!!
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Re: Knock knock....
Marmite is ming. Come on man... yeast extract? Urgh. X(
Lauren- As cool as Zoe!!
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I loves it, I eat it with everything and by itself.
Kay- As cool as Zoe!!
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Re: Knock knock....
Wow don't hold back J
Kay- As cool as Zoe!!
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I love Marmite too...on everything
iscreamloud- Z Lister Fan
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Re: Knock knock....
Aha. Barmy army of marmite devouring FIENDS.
Yucko.
Yucko.
Lauren- As cool as Zoe!!
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Re: Knock knock....
Harsh words babes, it's not like I am asking to smother it on you and lick it off, although its a thought......
Kay- As cool as Zoe!!
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Re: Knock knock....
Yeah.. its a thought. Its not a good thought though.
Lauren- As cool as Zoe!!
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Re: Knock knock....
Ok ok you win!
Kay- As cool as Zoe!!
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Re: Knock knock....
Victory is mine ahaaaarrrrrrrr
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Yease.
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Yease.
Lauren- As cool as Zoe!!
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Re: Knock knock....
Still not as good as Stewie..
Kay- As cool as Zoe!!
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Re: Knock knock....
Whoey?
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