Hello my name is a secret

It's not really. I am Kayleigh, but most people call me Kay or just simply K, which ever you use is entirely up to you, but I suspect it will be K cos you's are all lazy people.

I just thought I would do one of these cos I am bored and well simply cos I have never introduced myself properly. I know, very rude of me.

I do not like Zoe Lister being talked about in a sexual way, I think it degrades her and stuff.

I do not like other people saying sexual things. I think if I wanted a sex chat I would have phoned up a sex chatline.

Laura will NEVER get in my pants. They are just not big enough for two people.

I like other stuff apart from Zoe, quite a lot of other stuff actually, I will reveal what these are from time to time, so as long as you are alert, you will find these out. That Lydia thing is not of them.

Well, now I don't really know what else to write, so I will end it here, I know you have all enjoyed reading my little introduction because you all love me and those of you that don't know me, soon will love me.

How could they not, I am flippin incredible.

That is all.

lmao gota love you ahaha.

Ooh J, you love me?

Yay!

Yeah I love anyone who makes me laugh

Woop woop I made you laugh!

I am funny, and not just in the head!

lol its not hard to make me laugh...

I kid..

it is nice to meet you lol.

It is very nice to meet you too.

E told me that if I make people laugh it improves my chances of getting into peoples pants....

I do love funny people...

I have already got in your pants J, remember the night we snuggled and I took your pants off.....well i tried them on. I think that counts.

Pleased to make your acquaintance... wife.

*bows and removes hat*

Ooh hat...what kind of hat do you have. A trilby? I loves them....

HAH. Spot on. Its a weaved one with tartan ribbon. I bloody love this hat. It makes me look gangsta innit.

Not that gangsta is cool really but what the funk ever.

Hmmmm you could be the best wife ever, great hair, great hat.....

Tried them on lmao..

I love trilbys I do..

I'm making you laugh a bit tonight J, this is good news for me, and quite hilarious for you it seems!

Tres cool.

Ang on... i never introduced myself either... not that i need to. I think you know enough. o.O

Maybe you should introduce yourself. Just in case there are vital things about you that we don't know....

Thanks for sharing that bot of pants info with the forum there kay!!!! I mean...i'm nearly sure everyone knew already that i wasn't allowed in your pants but i suppose that clears up any uncertainty that may have trailed behind! Nice one!

I was just introducing myself!

And stating facts.

Yes, i said thanks didn't I??? I mean i certainly wouldn't want anyone getting the idea that there might be a glimmer of hope of me getting into them!....Im glad the truth is now set in stone and that!

I thought you were cured of wanting to sex me Laura?

Trust me, i'm a major let down anyway!

Thats lies. I'm pretty good.